2 aspiring rappers, named Rolo & Zero (nicknamed after candy bars) decided to do a rapping TikTok challenge, relating rap music to old-fashioned candy bars. They wanted to try to copy off of Jay-Z with "Death of Autotune". They declared "Death of Mumble Rap" because they felt like they wanted to keep the OLD generation alive. They feel like mumble rap is dumbing down society even more. They wanted to bring back the old school rap days, similar to Tupac. They wanted to try to create a modern day Hip Hop duo, similar to a double Tupac.
Chess or Checkers? How about both? Chesser! Ahahaha! So, Rolo (the clown with humor) decided that he wanted to blend the 2. Zero said that he wasn't down with the name, but he has an open mind. Neither of them realized about the Illuminati or the devil behind the music machine until after it was too late.
Before Tik Tok, they were on YouTube & Facebook cooking in the kitchen & outside on the grill. They garnered attention by being famous for rapping & telling jokes, while cooking. At first, Zero wanted to have his own restaurant or food truck business, but certain circumstances in his life hindered him from doing so. Rolo was just being chill & letting life take him wherever he ended up.
One day, Rolo & Zero went to Kroger grocery store & bought some beef shanks & other groceries. The got in the kitchen & started filming themselves tenderizing & marinating the meat. Zero was pounding & kneading the shank with his fist, trying to flatten it out. & then Rolo looked into the camera & said, "He got that ROYAL KNUCKLE MEAT, y'all!" Then everyone started laughing.
Shortly after, Zero's nextdoor neighbor Tamyra's son & his friends knocked on the door, trying to ask if they wanted to support them by buying some baked goods to fundraise for their regional basketball championship game. The boys were creative & knew Rolo & Zero's nicknames, so they were selling brownies with Rolo & Zero candy embedded in them. Of course, Tamyra was the 1 who made them.
Rolo & Zero both had a BIG crush on Tamyra, & Tamyra had 1 on Rolo, but not Zero. They would do passive-aggressive flirting with Tamyra, & Tamyra reciprocated. They bought 4 brownies + gave a generous $200 donation because they admired those boys' accomplishments. The boys ran home & told their parents about Rolo & Zero giving the big donation & & also inviting them to dinner. (This was all on video).
Tamyra was the only 1 who came over. When the food was done, Tamyra didn't want any. Talking about how she was stuffed & had just got done eating a huge salad. Talking about how she wanted to try to watch her figure. Rolo asked her, "What'chu tryna be, REVERSE GREEDY?", & she was DYING laughing!
That specific video went viral EVERYWHERE on social media! So, they caught the eye of someone named "Ricky Rock" (who was rumored to burn his artists like Diddy) & started working with him. They blew up & became HUGE & famous. They named 2 tracks of their 1st album "Royal Knuckle Meat" & "Reverse Greedy". & the rest of their 15 songs were similar to what 2Pac & Eazy E would rap.
Unfortunately, they got too big, & Zero wanted out & tried to turn to Jesus Christ. Zero got killed in a bizarre house fire. Rolo blood sacrificed Zero & became even more famous. Rolo became more Satanic over time & is proud of it. He even got a restaurant, mocking Zero's real dreams in life (that Zero wanted without the fame). Sadly, Rolo is GLAD to go to hell. They gained the world & lost their souls.
Moral: To all you youth out there. Stop chasing fame & money. It's not worth it! Turn to Jesus Christ while you're still alive on this Earth. Your souls are on the line. Remember the Travis Scott situation.
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