Fruit Fest

 Timberwood: Short Stories Edition Vol. 3


Fruit Fest


[In the BIG fiction book, the fruit fests & meetings didn't start to happen until everybody left Timberwood & woke up to the truth.]


Everyone was at the dinner table, chowing down on Mr. Tharen, Sr.'s dinner that he cooked one Sunday evening. Taschika said, "Hey, let's whip up a meetin' tomorrow. Spice up your Monday."


Everyone dreadfully said, "Aww, man! Not another meeting."


Tauriana said, "Yeah 'cause last time that mofo had us outside when it was 44 degrees. Y'all crazy!"


Jessica said, "But it's gon' be REAL nice outside tomorrow, huh?"


Then, Kristina said, "Magic words. Fruit Fest!", With her eyes closed, cheesing really hard.


Then everyone was like, "Alright nah! Hell yeah."


The fruit fest is a picnic-style potluck, consisting mainly of fruits, of course, & sometimes vegetables. Some idiots try to get rebellious & ghetto & bring whatever the HELL they want. Other people argue/debate all the time (whenever each of the Fruit Fests are planned), over what's an ACTUAL fruit or vegetable. 🤦 1 of Taschika's baby daddies, David Hennessy debated amongst his friend Lanier Franklin & his mom, Lionese Franklin about whether or not avocados & tomatoes count as acceptable "fruit". Amos King said, "Now that don't make no sense! Why don't y'all just ask Kristina about what's acceptable? Y'all too grown for this!"


After that, everyone started brainstorming plans for the next day. They made jokes about how that might as well be a second Labor Day or 4th of July or something like that. Then, everyone agreed to go to Destin & Ft. Walton Beach, FL. So, everyone retired to bed shortly after. Some people left & went back home.


The next morning came, & Cassandra McBride Burke's 7-year old bad ass son, Tesla Grayson Burke did his usual daily morning ritual of screaming, "AHHHH! Help! There's a fire!", catching everyone off guard to wake them up, & they get startled & scared & fall for it EVERY time! One day, he'll scream that there's a fire. Then next day, he'll scream that there's a burglar. After that, he may scream that he's falling & can't get up, & other craziness. I'm telling you. Timberwood cult people are WEIRD!


So, Cassandra gave him a lecture, pointing in his face, scolding him. With his supposed "ADHD" that she delusionally believes that he has, she threatened to have the doctor increase his medicine. I, Nola Bordelon, tried to tell her to stop falling for the mainstream Big Pharma lies. Then she shunned me about not having time to hear any "conspiracy theories" so early in the morning.


Taschika said, "Nola. C'mon nah! We tryna have a positive, good day." I shoo'ed her away with my hand & walked off. Kristina was making the men of the house some breakfast & coffee. Kristina got mad & said that she realized that her dad was perping her because he rubbed it in her face about how he thinks Cassandra makes better coffee. Then, an argument ensued.


After that, everyone packed up, got in the car & went grocery shopping at Publix, like as if, for a "picnic". & they picked out & paid for multiples of the 1 item they agreed to bring. Like multiples of paper plates, napkins, bottled water, fruit, vegetables, potato chips, fried chicken, you name it! But after grocery shopping before the beach, everyone went to the Filipino all you can eat buffet restaurant, called "Nellie's Lumpia FWB". Tharen, Jr. made a deal with everyone to be positive, not argue, & especially, NO ONE CALLING EACH OTHER "GREEDY"!


So, at the restaurant, Tharen, Jr. caught Taschika, Jessica & Cassandra bullying, harassing, lecturing, & laughing at me, trying to call me greedy, knowing that's 1 of my trigger words that I'm hypersensitive to. But HIS ass defended them against me & hypocritically broke his own rule because they were perping me. Then, he brick-walled me to be quiet, so I waited until we got to the beach in Destin, to confront them all. I was trying to figure out why everyone else was able to eat 8 & 9 plates of food, PLUS, those SAME people ate EXTRA food at the Fruit Fest. But I got called "greedy" & had to hear lectures about how I deserve to drop dead of a heart attack, & how I'll just be dead, & that no one is going to call the paramedics for me. All because I ate only 2 plates, & the 3rd was going to be dessert. See? That's how EXTREME these fake Timberwood cult Narcissistic Abusers are! Seems like Kristina & Mrs. LaVonda were the only 2 to have my back.


So, everyone headed to the beach in Destin & huddled together. It was a little too cold to get in the water, but some crazy folks got in the water, anyway! Mrs. Violet Payton told Tharen, Jr. to take his shirt off. She sexually wanted him REALLY badly. All the women did. They even made it up in their minds, that Kristina, his wife, wasn't appreciative enough of him. & they tried to create the smear campaign that Kristina is a crazy, jealous wife who doesn't know whether or not she wants to stay married or divorced.


Timberwood controls who, if & when you date or marry &/or divorce. &/or if you stay single. They control who you have babies with, or even if/when you get pregnant. They still TRY to control their members & Gang Stalk them, even after their members leave the cult.


Tharen, Jr. was a married man, & he didn't have a problem with other women trying to fondle his chest. & that was their way of perping (Gang Stalking) Kristina, by acting like they wanted to try to take her man. & it got underneath her skin the WORST, when her own 1/2 sister Taschika was perping her. Taschika had a past history of sleeping with Tharen & any past boyfriends Kristina had. But Taschika said, "I don't want NO trouble. I'm tryna be a good girl today." & then Tharen, Jr. flirtatiously said, "& I'm tryna be a good boy", with a deceitful-looking smile on his face. Kristina rightfully got mad & walked off & went to tend to the kids & babies.


Everyone did a "Meet & Greet" & goofed off, played around, having different conversations about things, etc. & then @ 2:55, Mr. Tharen, Sr. hollered, "MEETING!" & then everyone gathered together for a quick prayer & then read the book of Titus, since it was an entire book that was pretty short. Only 3 chapters. Then, he asked what everyone wanted to talk about. So, then everyone agreed to the topic of how the children are trained & brainwashed to be hateful & disrespectful to their own parents, while worshipping the cult. & also how & why some of the kids are PUSHED to be extra smart, & why other kids are held back & forced to be MADE to be dumb, illiterate & uneducated.


So, for nearly an hour, different hand-picked volunteers were selected to tell their stories & personal experiences of what went on in the cult. Some of the new people who recently left Timberwood kept getting mad at the truth being spoken. Others took it REALLY hard & reacted the same way people do when they lose a close family member. & they believed the truth & sincerely wanted to get out.


People like me & Kristina & some others wondered if those people were sincerely ready to get out of the cult & live a different life with less money (forsaking all their riches & possibly becoming homeless), but more freedom, but just couldn't handle the truth, -OR- if they were fake cult perp infiltrators, trying to act like agent provocateurs used to discredit, gaslight, sabotage & derail the meeting, hoping to stir up a BIG brawl, as to ENSURE that there would be NO MORE truth meetings exposing the fake, retarded Timberwood cult. Kristina was 1 of the strongest people to leave & not EVER contemplate on going back, & has been battling against those fake cult bastards the HARDEST! Helping to liberate & free the enslaved members for the longest.


Sadly, Timberwood cult members are bewitched & addicted to all that money, sex & (whatever other sin they want to commit). They're addicted to their cult experiences & always lived the HIGH life, so they don't know what it's like to have to deal with poverty & homelessness. The cult brainwashed them to act & feel superior to the rest of society, when they're not even famous. But they are brainwashed to try to mimic the lives of celebrities. The cult leaders actually hand pick some people who LOOK LIKE some celebrities, but not everyone there looks like a celebrity. Timberwood is SO vain & dumb, with their copycatting asses! The leaders brainwash their cult followers to believe they're perfect. They use perfectionism to hide behind a lot of dirty deeds. They seem larger than life & too good to be true.


After the meeting at 4:30 PM, everyone held the Fruit Fest. It was late February, so nobody cared about it getting colder & darker sooner, despite rough housing & horse playing in the water. With me being poor & disabled, I didn't have much of the money to buy a lot of stuff. So, I got shunned for buying 3 bags of apples & called "cheap" & told that I wasn't making sense, since there were a lot of people there. But crazy because other people bought apples, as well. So what's the issue?


There everyone goes again! Everybody calling everybody GREEDY for taking advantage of pigging out. Everyone had to wrap up & leave at 6:30 PM. Who has time for dinner, when everyone is SO STUFFED? 🤷‍♀️


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