Jenessa is sitting in the living room with her feet on the sofa. Her fiance', Ezekiel walks into the living room 10 minutes later.
"Girl! What I told you about puttin' yo' stanky danky feetz on my brand new sofa?", Ezekiel said.
Then Jenessa rolled her eyes, sighed & replied, "Boy, that's gotta be one of the 1 in a million petty thangz you worried 'bout, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
He said, "Baby duck, don't you cut up, now!"
She asked, "Baby duck?"
He said, "Yeah. You got feetz datz webbed like a mallard duck!"
She laughed, spit her coffee out & almost choked on it. She was working on a college term paper, & the coffee ruined her work that she was trying to proofread & edit. She was flustered! She had to reprint her term paper & edit it again.
Ezekiel begged her to let him edit it for her. He felt like he was at fault. She was like, "No!" He promised that he would polish it up like a professional. He kept begging her. She was afraid that she would fail for cheating. He put his finger on her lips & then gently caressed her lips with it. She both was turned on & felt ticklish. She giggled a bit. Then, they kissed.
After that, Jenessa said with a fake, artificial version of an articulate, proper accent, "I'm going to make a deal with you."
He said in his Chicago accent, "What's the deal, baby?"
She said, "If I make an A on the paper, we're going to get married & have as many children as you want. Also, I'll let you name them all."
He asked, "4 realz?"
She said, "Like butterscotch hotcakes.", & then winked at him.
After that, he proofread & edited her term paper. Then, he started acting like he was admiring her feet. She was giggling the whole time.
Ezekiel told Jenessa, "You know what? Your feet don't look webbed like a duck! You know I made that joke because your last name will be Webb. Not if, but WHEN you marry me!"
A few days later, Jenessa got her term paper back, & she was relieved. She felt like as if that term paper was worth HER LIFE! She was fighting so hard to become a geriatric nurse. Her passion was to help & serve the elderly. She was able to fulfill that dream.
Ezekiel & Jenessa got married. He wanted to name their 3 sons Abraham, Isaac & Jacob. So, he did. They had a daughter, which was the 2nd child, named Jenekia. They all formed a family ministry where they volunteered to help with transportation of the elderly in various local nursing homes. Ezekiel figured that Jenessa should use her feet to be a van driver, instead of putting her feet in the sofa at home.
THE END