One day, Ned decided to dress up his 14-month old son, Ted. He said, "We're gonna be twinning today." He showed Ted a custom made T-shirt & said, "You wanna dress like daddy?"
The boy pointed at the shirt & said, "Thuh!"
The custom made T-shirts said, "Twinnin' Wit' My Daddy", which was for the baby. & Ned's shirt said, "Twinnin' Wit' My Son". They wore green shirts with white writing on them. They also wore Boston Celtics hats & some plain white generic basketball shorts, green socks, & green & white Air Force Ones. All decked up & matching, from head to toe.
They went out for some snowcones. Ned bought lime flavored snowcones to match their outfits. They got so much attention because Ted looked EXACTLY like a baby version of his dad. Dressed just alike, same exact haircut, same dimples, same lips, same smile, same eye color, same nose, etc. People wondered why the baby's name wasn't Ned, Jr. His mom's name is Antonia, but they call her Totsie. So, that might be why. Also, baby Ted looks chubby & plush like a Teddy Bear. They even call him, "Baby Teddy Bear".
The woman selling the snowcones so happened to be dressed up just like her mother sitting in the background behind her, eating breakfast food for dinner. They had self-made hand sewn modest dresses that looked Amish, but they weren't Amish. Ned mistakenly thought they were Jehovah's Witnesses & prayed to himself, hoping that they wouldn't spread their poisonous lies to him or try to recruit him. They weren't Jehovah's Witnesses, either.
Ned asked the mother/daughter duo, "No disrespect, but are y'all Jehovah's Witnesses?"
The daughter chuckled, turned to her mother & said, "Mom! Why do people keep thinking we're Jehovah's Witnesses? I don't understand! We never stand around, handing out watchtower tracts."
The mother explained that they're just holy, modest Christians trying to follow the old paths.
Ned let out a sigh of relief, saying, "Oh, ok. Because y'all have the BEST snowballs in town. I don't know what y'all put in them. I WILL be back & be a frequent customer. By the way, I see you twinning with your mom."
The mother/daughter duo both explained that they put condensed milk in the center of the snowcones in order to match their green & white outfits, so that they could be twinning with their snowcones, also. They gave Ned a punch card for buy 10, get 1 free snowcones.
A month later, Ned bought orange & white custom made T-shirts for the mother & daughter, saying, "Twinnin' Wit' My Momma" & "Twinnin' Wit' My Daughter". Ned explained that he was Irish, just like the mother/daughter. This time, he bought orange & cream snowcones for himself & Ted. They were all proud of their Irish heritage, but loved the Lord so dearly. They were able to use their snowcone business to win souls to Jesus Christ. Ned even got saved.
THE END