Hello, everyone. I'm writing this fiction short story because it's summer. It's July. So many people are talking about S'mores. Something that I PERSONALLY hate! So, I'm going to write something about it.
Look at this funny YouTube video.
https://youtu.be/MQiN3t8pemQ
Homeless No More
on March 15, 2023
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Derian woke up from a 2-hour nap. He walked in on his girlfriend, Idalia, preparing something in the kitchen. The 1st thing he saw was colorful marshmallows. He got excited, wondering what color the homemade Rice Krispies Treats would turn out to be. He thought that she was going to separate the marshmallows by color & make different batches of colored Rice Krispies Treats. There was no sign of Rice Krispies Treats or Coco Krispies around. She was actually making some S'mores cheesecakes for Sunday dinner's dessert. He saw graham crackers & then got angry.
He yelled, "Aww... Dally!"
Idalia replied, "What, now?"
He said, "Now, you KNOW I hate marshmallows & S'mores! I'm about to come up with a dish & call it, "No Mores", because that's what everyone's been talking about all summer long! S'mores this, & S'mores that! We're not even out camping!"
Idalia said, "Derian, what is YOUR problem?"
He said, "Don't worry. I'll make my OWN dessert that's gonna be TEN TIMES better than yours!"
Idalia felt insulted & started to cry. The sound of her cry was like as if she injured her hand on some metal. She never felt so hurt in her life. She wondered why he started acting strange. Derian not only wanted no S'mores, but he also didn't want to be in a relationship with her anymore, but was too cowardly to let her know.
Derian jumped to conclusions & wrongfully assumed that Idalia making S'mores cheesecakes was "evidence" of her cheating & seeing someone else. In fact, it was him cheating on her with her worst enemy & biggest rival, Nicole. He feared that Idalia knew too much & was making the cheesecakes as revenge, since she knew that he loved cheesecakes. She actually forgot that he hated marshmallows. He packed his bags, left & never looked back.
Idalia refrigerated the S'mores cheesecakes overnight & said to herself, "You know what? I'm gonna turn this into something positive!"
The next day, she sliced up the cheesecakes, put them into containers & then secretly brought them to the homeless people at her local library. The 1st homeless man she saw, nicknamed "Tamboy Homeboy", yanked the cheesecakes out of her arms & started devouring them like he hasn't eaten in so long. She immediately became worried for his health.
He got on his knees & humbly proposed to her with a lost ring he found on the ground, that he intended to sell to the pawn shop. He said, "Will you marry me?", with tears in his eyes. He also said, "I'll wash your dishes, cook for you, clean for you, have your breakfast ready every morning, give you the most mind blowing back rubs, pamper you daily. Please! Give me a chance."
Another man said, "That's your wife. Name it & claim it, in Jesus's Mighty Name! Homeless no more & love S'more!"
Tamboy Homeboy turned around & said, "But my pastor said that 'name it & claim it isn't biblical'." Then, the man said, "Too bad I'm already married. Otherwise, I'd take her for myself."
Idalia took Tamboy Homeboy home & got him off the streets. He took 5 showers & then started cleaning the house from top to bottom. He got hired for a new job that he applied for the next day. He fulfilled his promises. He was a loving & faithful man who loved the HELL out of that S'mores cheesecake, & Idalia would make it every Sunday with dinner.
THE END