Acting Funny

Delanie Singleton was sitting on a park bench in the shade. The sauna was closed for the day. She figured that she would let nature be her sauna for the day. She began feeling a little overheated & irritable. 

A guy, named Glenn, came to sit down on the bench by her, & she got upset, smacking her lips & giving mean, angry looks. 

He said, "Whoa, babygirl! Calm down. It's not serious."

She snapped back, "What do you sick ass men want from me!?"

He tried to grab her hand, & she pulled back, saying, "Don't touch me! Don't touch me!"

A group of thugs overheard the commotion & then started blasting the vulgar New Orleans song about acting funny. 

Glenn told the thugs to knock it off with the loud music. Surprisingly, the thugs respected his wishes, apologized & left. 

Delanie saw both a gospel tract & a Bible in Glenn's hand & also a melting bottle of water. She immediately felt bad for treating him a certain way. She realized that there are some decent people out there. 

Glenn told her, "Now, I know you could use this bottle of water. But more importantly, you can use this Bible, this tract, a prayer & a song."

She took a DEEP swallow & just thought very hard. She was holding back tears because she has a lot of baggage. They both started singing, praying & reading together. After awhile, they parted ways. 

She drove home, & her friend, Trina, called to ask about going clubbing & drinking for the night. Trina said, "Drinks on me". She declined Trina's offer, & Trina cussed her out & hung up in her face, saying that she was acting funny. 

Delanie thought her number was blocked, but she texted Trina about converting to Jesus Christ. Trina felt terrible. 

Trina slept on it & then the next morning, she started reading the Bible & praying. She went to the laundromat later on that day, & she saw an old neighbor, Willie, who offered for her & her husband to attend a Dallas Cowboys football game party. She politely declined the offer, & he got frustrated & said that everyone he encountered was acting funny & stuck up that day. He said, "Shucks! I may as well actually funny, too." 

Later on, Willie encountered a street preacher, named Neal. During the preaching, Neal said, "When you give your life to Christ, you better EXPECT for all your friends & family to start complaining that you're acting funny! Now, can I get an Amen, a Hallelujah, a witness or something?"

That hit Willie deeply. A colossal slap in the face. Willie, Trina, Glenn & Delanie all laughed in the end. They forsook their old ways & then started being salt & light in the world.

THE END

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