4 girls in the 10th grade: Shareka, Latoria, Jakiyah & Keena, were all gossiping in the school restroom, talking bad about Jakelynn. Jakelynn's name is pronounced like Jacqueline, so they call her "Jackie". They got quiet once they heard loud mouth Jackie from all the way down the hallway.
Jackie walked into the restroom & looked in the mirror. She started inspecting all the blackheads on her face & noticed a zit on the left side of her nose. She freaked out & panicked because she had an exotic-looking new boyfriend she was trying to impress for her 1st movie night date with him.
Keena said, "Oh, I see you lookin' like you got somebody to impress, huh?"
Jackie was shocked that the rumor (even though true) got around that she's dating the "finest" boy at the school, BJ. Jackie said, "Oh My Jizzle! How did everybody find out so quick? & why is everybody always up in my business?"
Shareka chimed in & lied, saying, "Well, he be posting all y'all's phone conversations & texts on every social media platform that there is. Both big & small."
Latoria said, "I hate to say it, but BJ don't like you. You don't see that, girl? He be tellin' ALL yo' business & mockin' you on social media. Especially Instagram!"
Jakiyah was quiet & didn't say anything.
Jackie was confused. Her heart sank. She had NO clue what BJ's social media accounts were. She went to go pee, wash her hands & then leave the restroom. The other girls laughed behind her back when she left out. It's obvious that they were jealous.
Jakiyah said behind Jackie's back, "Loud mouth heffa! Don't nobody want you! You walk like Felicia from Friday. You stank. Yo' breff stank! Yo' braids stank! Yo' clothes stank! Everything about you stank!" The other girls laughed.
Later that evening, Jackie was getting ready for her evening movie date with BJ. She panicked because she asked her mom about the blackheads & the zit on her nose, & she also had a boil on the back of her right arm. Her mom, Gladis, got excited. She was like, "Ooh! Pimple popping! Pimple popping! So therapeutic."
Jackie sighed. "Oh, Mom! Please don't be like that when BJ gets here. I already need to confront him about something."
Gladis asked, "Confront him about what?"
Jackie said, "Well, it's personal."
Gladis did a moving back gesture & raised up her hands, saying "It's understandable. I see my baby's tryna be grown."
& then Gladis grabbed Jackie's head & started aggressively going to town with popping her bumps. Jackie was EXTREMELY loud & overdramatic. She was hollering, "Mom! Don't be so sadistic with it! Dang!"
Gladis asked, "Is this the boil on your arm that you were talking about?" Jackie said, "It hurts." Gladis put a numbing cream on the boil & took a pin. She asked, "Does this hurt?" Jackie said, "Nope". Afterwards, Gladis grabbed & twisted the boil. It popped, & lots of pus gushed out & splattered all over the place. It didn't hurt. They both were surprised & laughed. They hurried up & cleaned up the mess. Gladis suggested that Jackie take a natural detox bath with bentonite clay, apple cider vinegar, baking soda & lavender oil. Jackie wanted to EXTRA impress BJ with also putting on coconut oil & lavender oil. She was hoping that BJ wouldn't notice any of her flaws.
The doorbell rang, & it was BJ. He was dressed like he was on his way to church. Jackie wasn't completely ready yet. She took a sneak peek at him, & she put on church clothes, as well. She tried to match with him.
BJ's dad, "Pretty B" brought Jackie & BJ to see a comedy cartoon movie, called "The Battle of the Pests", where roaches, spiders, fleas, flies, bed bugs, rats, mice, ants, etc. compete with each other on which type of pest can take over a dirty man's home, & which pests the exterminators have a hard time getting rid of. It was a very funny movie.
BJ surely didn't pay attention to Jackie's flaws, because him & his dad were all into the movie. But she kept staring at this nasty razor bump on the back of his head. She didn't say anything, though. Jackie stared at BJ's razor bump more than watching the movie & eating her food. & she kept looking into her phone, trying unsuccessfully to find his social media.
After the movie, Jackie asked BJ about any social media. Come to find out, his dad is strict & doesn't allow him to do social media. So, the other girls were lying. Jackie was relieved.
They dated until they graduated, got engaged right out of high school, got married straight out of the military & college, & had children & a wonderful family. Exotic-looking BJ was the boy that all the girls wanted to be with. & he chose that loud mouth heffa Jackie! He treated her right, while the other 4 girls had baby daddies who were either cheaters, abusers or felons.
THE END