There's a guy around town, named Cameron Abraham Smith. He's 55 years old, 6'3" tall, & has a very peculiar appearance. A pale-skinned Irish man with EXTREMELY coarse textured blonde dreadlocks & HUGE, wide baby blue eyes. People think he has "crazy" eyes. He does his own dreads. He used to have an afro years ago. He even used to straighten his hair with relaxers. Some people mistake him for an African American albino, but he's Caucasian & not albino. Some people try to figure out if he's biracial or mixed with Black, but he isn't aware of any African or Black farther up his ancestry. Hate it or love it. Some people think he's exotic, yet others think he's ugly.
Cameron drives a yellow Camaro convertible, & he has 8 kids. Some of them actually ARE mixed. 1 died, which leaves 7 left. He named all of his kids after variations of himself. 1st AND middle name. He even named 1 of his daughters after a Toyota Camry, but he tried to be creative & different with the name. He also has a son, named Cam, Jr. AKA Baby Cam. Baby Cam is 20 years old with a baby face. Doesn't Camaro seem similar to Cameron's name? Is his name the reason why he got the Camaro?
When Cameron was younger, he was always bullied because of his looks, so he felt the need to overcompensate by acting in a way where people eventually started to think he was arrogant & conceited. They would harass him & say things like, "Please don't break the camera!", when it was that time of the year again to take school pictures. Or whenever he got his driver's license renewed, they would say jokes like, "Did you break the camera at the DMV today?"
Well, well, well! What a turn of events! At the age of 55, people started to think he was fly, sexy, swaggalicious, & on top of the world because of his dreadlocks. He looked 30 years younger. He was considered as photogenic. They wanted to offer him a modeling career at the age of 55! They thought he should be on Sports Illustrated magazine covers. Everyone wanted to get their dreads done by him. But sadly, something happened. He disappeared & was never seen or heard from again.
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