Hello, everyone. Remember this fictional short story that I wrote?
Please Don't Break The Camera!
Posted by Gang Stalked Creole Author on March 17, 2025
https://gangstalkedcreoleauthor.blogspot.com/2025/03/please-dont-break-camera.html
https://ko-fi.com/post/Please-Dont-Break-The-Camera-V7V01C3JQQ
Well, I'm going to write a fiction short story about his "son". Cam, Jr.
I started this on May 7, 2025.
Here's the short story.
After Cameron, Jr. lost his dad to gun violence, he decided to turn his life around, for the better. He was grieving the loss so badly that he dropped out of college. Many people judged him & thought that he made a bad decision because they figured that he wasted his dad's hard-earned money. They thought that he would turn to crime & thug-ism, but he did something better for his life. His dad paid for his college tuition out of his own pocket. Little do they know... He would one day end up having a more successful career.
Cam, Jr. kept betting with his friends that he can make a successful YouTube/TikTok/Instagram/Facebook/Bigo/Rumble/Twitter, etc. channel with viral food reviews. His friends didn't think he could be successful, because it was what EVERYONE was doing! They thought that he had no chance to stand out. They were sadly mistaken.
One day, Cam, Jr. started his channel, called "Baby Cam Cakes" on YouTube. & then once that video went viral & successful, he ventured out to other social media. He started doing local restaurant reviews & then eventually ended up doing it globally, with 20 million subscribers/followers within 6 months. He went so viral that everyone was seeing his 20-year old face EVERYWHERE! "Baby Cam Cakes" is the nickname that all of the pretty ladies gave him. When his dad was alive, his dad was called, "Sexy Cam Cakes".
Cameron, Jr. one day waited until he was alone. It was a late Saturday morning. Too late for breakfast, yet too early for lunch (in his book). So, why not have brunch? He got in his late (deceased) dad's yellow Chevy Camaro convertible, put the top down on an overcast day, & then pulled up to a brand new brunch-only spot, called "A Brunch MUST Crunch". He went up in there all confident. Not a bone of shyness in his body! He browsed the menu & picked out the elk & grits meal. Elk meat with gravy on top of gouda cheese grits. He also got a salad, a biscuit, a peach, plum & cherry berry cheesecake with whipped cream & a mimosa flight.
He paid for his food, tipped generously, & then headed out back to the car. He started filming & recording like a veteran who's been doing food reviews FOR YEARS! But it was his 1st time.
After he started recording, he put on his sunglasses & started to sing, "I like a big back, paddywhack! Where dem pretty chicks?" & he began introducing himself, telling his viewers that it was his 1st food review video. He tried & rated all of the food a bussin' 10 out of 10. All of his food review videos were not just him trying the food, but also entire chatting & mukbangs, as well.
Once the 1st video was released, everyone was STUNNED! They were captivated by his deep voice & good looks. He was biracial, Black & White. 1 of the commenters on his 1st video said, "Pretty boy out here lookin' like Drizzy Drake with a voice like Barry White! 😍" He pinned her comment.
Her comment stood out, & Cam, Jr. proved his friends wrong. So basically, he went viral more for his looks & voice, rather than his actual food reviews. Many people were trying to offer him some modeling gigs. He turned them all down. He loved traveling the world, doing food & restaurant reviews. He was inspired by his dad, who was considered a phenomenal cook. Baby Cam Cakes loves to eat, but hates cooking. & he's a ladies' man.
So, whenever he orders food & begins his reviews, it drives the women WILD whenever he starts the recording with, "I like a big back, paddywhack! Where dem pretty chicks?" & the women start screaming, like as if he's a celebrity at an actual concert. He doesn't really look like Drake, but he's compared to Drake because they fit the same description & are biracial.
Afterwards, his friends got a piece of the pie. & instead of gatekeeping, he helped his friends get put on & become successful, as well. Although they weren't as successful as him, they each loved what they did, despite having variations in their respective levels of performance & success. They sometimes did their own food reviews solo, & at other times, did the reviews together. No jealousy here. All love & all fun.
THE END
Also, this reminds me of this YouTube cooking video short story.
Sweet Pea Pie
Posted by Gang Stalked Creole Author on April 13, 2022
https://gangstalkedcreoleauthor.blogspot.com/2022/04/sweet-pea-pie.html
& also, here's a blog post. I should've said, "Why I could never get to be a RESTAURANT reviewer." I can review products & snacks, though.
Why I Could Never Be A Food Reviewer
Posted by Gang Stalked Creole Author on June 14, 2022
https://gangstalkedcreoleauthor.blogspot.com/2022/06/why-i-could-never-be-food-reviewer.html
I wish I could make a living, doing restaurant reviews.