It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how you keep from going under
targetedassistance69@proton.me
Dear Candypottamus,
Salutations,you filthy morbidly obese gremlin! How art thou doing today? I’m writing to let you know I discovered what AMENITY you were speaking of and I must say—you’re fucking DISGUSTING! The amenity was a “Sybian” machine with the 12” attachment and you rode that muthafucka all night til it broke that’s why your ass didn’t get any sleep and you was claiming to be sleep deprived! You a whole doggone freak! Don’t act like we haven’t seen you on hidden hotel cameras picking your bootyhole, picking your gooch aka your grundle aka your taint bc it ain’t ya pussy and it ain’t quite ya asshole therefore it’s called taint, we have you caught in 4K picking your gooch and eating the smegma cheese aka grundle butter aka donkey butter as a midnight snack. Speaking of, can you pls make donkey noises on your next livestream for me baby boy? I wants to hear it. I want to pretend I’m Cody and you’re touching me.
I’m also writing you to tell you about the experiment we are currently running on you. It’s almost concluded so I’m finally able to disclose the nature of it to you. We are trying to behaviorally modify you through advanced military technology and remote neural monitoring as well as psychic driving and EEG heterodyning with synthetic telepathy. First, we are trying to get you to become goth or emo and get you to like emo music. Soon, you’ll be growing your hair out and flat ironing the front emo bangs down over your right eye and then you’ll spike up the back and dye it purple and green. Or maybe Masonic red and blue! Your whole wardrobe will be from Hot Topic in the mall and you’ll do your makeup like Robert Smith from The Cure. We are also trying to get you to become a male hooker named Desmond (an alter created via trauma SRA) aka “Diamond”. This song by a gangstalker and former male prostitute is what we will use to program these nevaiors into the depths of your suggestible subconscious mind. Here is the song. Listen to it. Even the first part about having open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America and specially in the Bible Belt. https://youtu.be/sMKjLmnLcy4?si=pu3MMelVpMidYh6H That’s the song. The chorus goes “lookin out my window at night, can’t help but wonder? That God must be one sick motherfucker”. Wow. I was taking a shit after drinking a full bottle of Tito’s vodka mixed with grape kool aid and simply lemonade and a splash of sprite soda. Shit is good baby boy boy boy. You should try it it’ll make you like alcohol. You can become like your twin. Stop spraying the fuckin shit all over ya self mane n fuckin START drankin the fuckin sheeit mane! I ain’t gone tell ya again! Fuck!
For bragging and trying to rub it in our faces that you stopd at an extremely nice hotel with special amenities…you’ll see what happens. I can’t say yet. You won’t like it. But thats not my problem and what you get for being a smug bitch and taunting us! You’re so fucked gang!
Also, would you rather we send perps to smoke weed around you and cigarettes or do you prefer the homeless perps to smoke crack and meth around you instead? Being in the vicinity of weed smoke won’t get you high but around meth or crack it will for sure. 👍 Ok harder drugs it is! Noted!
Agent #16
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Guess who's back?!
Gosh darn it, Candy! I am BACK and better than ever! Can you take a wild guess as to who this is? Oh, and ignore the protonmail email address. My fellow comrade perps received an all points bulletin in our encrypted group chat letting all the perps know that protonmail is the best service to use when signing up for sock puppet accounts bc it won’t restrict you ever from making new ones like yahoo mail or google mail. Btw why do you have Gmail? You know it’s Masonic right Candy?! Hello! /G\ mail and the logo for gmail closely resembles the Masonic apron covering the generative force aka the tubal cain! That’s a cock n balls you profane twit! Guess who I am! I’m the prince pf Pensacola (yes, I was given a key to the actual city by the mayor for perping you), I’m the Sultan of Sarcasm, and the one who you’d be so frickin’ angry about all the time for exalting himself as a king or shall I say “Young Lord”! Yes, you heard that right! I, Alex Dupre, am back in action and I’ve arrived in New Orleans. You’ll be in hotel for 2 days? Shiiiit, you’ll be back to your usual red triangle spot 🔺 and Sartron’s agents and I will visit you with an in person perp walk like last time with young court jester Sneed! All the perps smokin da weed were sent by Mr. Sneed! Ya frickin’ skizo! I’m bet your gooch and taint gas so much smegma and truffle butter on your grundle must’ve made a crazy midnight snack when you got hungry huh? Ya hippo! Darnell Williams will be reassigned, because rheres a new Sheriff in town brother! Or shall I say, “Unc” like black folks call older black men, short for “uncle”. You’re like a stinky, perverted, drug addicted alcoholic uncle (literally you go through CASES of rubbing alcohol a month) who molests the family members and is shunned by the family as result and for being a vile scumbag asshole that you are! You are so rude to people and your entitlement must end! It ends TODAY!!! Or I’ll shove my foot up your ass with Birkenstocks on and all! Give you a biblical spartan kick in the ass! Hmm… run n tell dat to your retarded supporters ya filthy black leech! Niggapotamus! Hail Sartron!
With Anger and HATE,
Alex Dupre
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if you repost my email on YouTube community posts or on your stupid fucking blog I’m going to slap the dog shit our your ass! Stop playing with me!
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