How can I be more krusty?
StickyTT6@proton.me
Hey Candy,..
Oh Lawwd. I just want to let you know I'm a krusty perp with the inspiration and motivation to be better at what I do,..the cult of SARTON and all the THE RED TRIANGLES 🔺️ are force manipulating me with the DEW weapons to perp on you and I don't know how to stop!.. please help candy.. I realize now that I'm a real T.I. cuz I saw 24 cars all red with headlights out today and 2 arms out the window while driving.. I tried this perp tactic and it didn't go well my cars alignment needs adjusted so I need you to donate some of your evil sympathy money your paypigs gave you to me so I can fix it and get a hotel for 3 weeks and eat 3 meals for brekfuss 3 meals for lunsh and 3 more for dinna like a true masonic krusty perp.. im currently workin real hard constantly to keep up with my bills and feed my family and noticed you probably make more then me and I often work 60 hour weeks..so I might just do what you do and pretend I'm a t.i. to get donations from kind hearted people you take advantage of constantly.. I found your sleep spot bench and am currently typing this with your voice in my using V2K on me .. oh lawwd.. can you give me any tips on how to be a better perp? And tips on how to pretend I'm a t.i.like what you do?.. also the poop weapon was in charge mode today but we almost force urinated you.. im being targeted by companies that want to make perp related products such as
Perp tarts:
(grape drank flavor and red triangle tart flavor)
Pamperps:
(adult diapers for the poop weapons)
Perpsi Cola
(Choco drank flavor)
Perpeyes chicken
(Louisiana fake perp krusty ass chicken)
Red Triangle Pizza
(Perparoni with triangle slices of red#5 meat)
I wanted to let you know that you are endorsing my products wether ya like it or not..
I also wanted ya to know that it may be a good idea to treat people better instead of yelling at people like you own that bench cuz I will be watching from the CCTV cameras that we have access to.
The only way to shield yourself from being constantly watched is if you shave your head again super short and wrap yourself in aluminum foil..all this will go away when ya finally get 5150 for being a fake perp.. anyways sorry for the book but not only am I a content creator that provides laughter and comedy by watching and reacting to your fake bs.. but I'm also an author now.. be sure to check out my new book
Poop Weapon Activated : the candy story
By STICKY TT6
And be sure to use promo code sticky6 at checkout for 20% off any of our products.
Sleep with one eye open candy..
Sincerely,..
Keith Richards..
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