Gang Stalked Creole Author

Maverick Hingle was known in the neighborhood for giving people free rides in his stylish neon blue Dodge Ram "monster truck". The truck also has rainbow colored lights at the bottom. He thinks that by sitting extra high, he's flying high. Many people find the truck to be annoying, & they've tried to petition to get the city to get rid of the nuisance truck. If it ain't the loud engine, then it's the loud music. He put so many miles on that thang, people are surprised that it's not driven down to the ground yet. They pray every day for that DEMON truck to just crash out & die.  Every single morning, his neighbor across the street, Dirk Davis, cusses him from A to Z for revving & idling the truck at 4 AM. Cops won't do anything. Poor Dirk is at wits end. He's had ENOUGH of so many sleepless nights & heart attacks! Maverick resorted to firing back & calling Dirk, "Dork", instead. He tells Dirk, "Oh, you stop worryin...